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Star Wars: The One Where Parking Matters (A review of sorts)

I watched A New Hope last night, mostly because I wanted to remember what it was that made me fall in love with the Star Wars Universe. I wanted to know if I was crazy for feeling like The Last Jedi just really didn’t belong.

The original film starts out pretty slow, but it takes nothing for granted. The story is well-structured and detail-oriented, even if the acting is (as usual) sub-par. But you don’t fall for the main trio because of their acting, you fall for them because they are likable, relatable, and quirky. Luke, Han, and Leia are the center around which the rest of the universe revolves. 

In some ways, that’s how I almost felt about Rey and Finn in The Force Awakens. Story aside, they were likable to watch. In short, it’s a ragtag team with different goals and backgrounds forced to work together to save themselves and, in the end, the universe. That’s what makes Han’s just-in-time return at the end of A New Hope so inspiring. Because you knew (hoped!) he had it in him all along. It’s gratifying to see them each turn from their own interests and decide to help one another for better or worse (and for Han, it does get worse). An unlikely friendship that created unlikely heroes.

That’s Star Wars.

At least the good side.

The dark side of the force was solidified the moment Darth Vader stalked into view and calmly oversaw the massacre on Leia’s ship which was supposed to be on “a diplomatic mission to Alderaan” (props to Rogue One for managing to make the beginning of A New Hope have even more depth– the continuity is almost flawless and Vader’s obsession with finding the death star structural designs is more comprehensible). With the first sight of Vader, no one imagines a sulky, tantrum-throwing Anakin behind that mask. Instead, you’re imagining something of a terror, large and massive and deadly.

The first scene where Vader uses the force choke is also striking – because the universe is set up as one where the Jedi “religion” has been relegated to that of an old, dying fantasy which only Vader himself adheres to (of course that is before they learn of Obi-Wan’s return). And yet in one single scene, you are almost afraid of the force. It becomes this mystifying power that you yearn to understand as much as Luke does. And you get to learn it with him!  Even if Han pokes fun at you in the background.

In short, it’s a world you feel a part of because you are learning about it with the characters. You watch in horror as Grand Moff Tarkin orders the annihilation of an entire planet, despite Leia pretending to cooperate about the location of the secret rebel base. It’s horrifying because the idea of an entire planet being destroyed in one second isn’t taken for granted at this point in the series. No one dying is taken for granted, but it is quickly understood that everyone in the universe might die if they can’t destroy the death star. The stakes are clear. The time is short. And no one can understate the seriousness of the crisis.

This all means that despite problems the film might have, you still end up taking it seriously. It means that the character-driven humor acts as a realistic comic relief, as if the characters themselves are hoping to escape the gravity of their own, potentially doomed existence. Humor is not just a director’s add-on in case the audience might be bored. There isn’t any sense of pleasing the fan-base or even defying it – because there was none. Because it had nothing to do with the audience at all. A New Hope doesn’t care about your expectations because it takes place in a galaxy far, far away where the force is reality and the Empire is about to annihilate the last remnants of the rebellion. In other words, the story forces you to suspend disbelief because it has nothing to do with our world and everything to do with its own. Are there film critics out there? We wouldn’t know because the Death Star is going to be in range in 3 minutes and everything will be gone anyway. Unless we can hit the reactor core in time.

So, where am I going with this? (Other than an overly-wordy eulogy to the first star wars film)?
The Last Jedi’s real problem is that it forgets what universe it came from, and therefore doesn’t know what it is. It looks at itself too often and then looks at the audience for approval or rebuke. It thinks too much about what Star Wars should or should not be, what the force can or can’t do, and less about the fact that the Republic has somehow been overthrown (again!) and we need some unlikely heroes to help save the day.

The stakes are confusing at best and the villains not entirely credible.  Rather than force us to suspend disbelief, it asks us to think about whether or not we want to. It spends a good deal of its time trying to convince us that Kylo Ren’s inner conflict is important, rather than showing us how he’s capable of defeating the resistance. It teases Rey’s parentage, except no one really cares, since we didn’t know Luke’s parentage until the end of The Empire Strikes Back, but he was still a hero. And that reveal was less about lineage than about the magnetism of a story where father and son are on opposite sides of a brutal battle for control of the universe. Again, the stakes are clear.

What are the stakes with Kylo, Rey, and Snoke? I have no idea because I’m still trying to figure out who Snoke was. I’m still wondering why Rey was blessed with Force magic that requires no discipline or training in a world where the Force is seen as part of a religion and requires intense practice and study to master. I mean we had to suffer through Dagobah for goodness sake, so it has to matter.

And is it a small band of friends against the world? Not really, because the three main characters (or were we deceived that Poe and Finn mattered?) are hardly ever in any scenes together. There is no sense of unity, cohesiveness, or even danger. We’re not sure what we’re afraid of except that maybe Leia and Luke might die prematurely… (wait a minute, are there only 10 members of the resistance left? Did it literally only take 16 hours to destroy the entire resistance? Because they ran out of gas?) We’re not sure what to root for because we’re not sure of anything, and the unusual sub-plots suggest the main characters aren’t ether. Who are we really fighting??

It’s also hard to take a movie seriously that doesn’t take itself seriously. Luke tosses his prized light-saber over his shoulder as if to say, “You’re right, we’re in a movie now and nothing that happened before matters anymore.” You get the feel that Luke never was hanging for his life about cloud-city, getting dragged unconscious through the snow on Hoth, or battling with Vader while trying to hide the truth about Leia. That was all a just a fun story. Here’s another one. Luke can now project himself light-years across the universe looking younger and hip, except boy, does it take a lot out of him, so it’s probably time to die. And he does.

So, is the Star Wars universe a real place far, far away or does it change with the times (and the director)? The very fact that the movie blatantly addresses what it assumes to be audience assumptions (like Rey’s parentage) already disrupts the energy and intrigue of Star Wars. Because the beauty of the original films was that you never asked those questions. The characters believed in what they were doing, and so did you. But in Last Jedi, you’re not so sure.  

I take, as my example, the obviously confusing sub-plot. To summarize simply: The resistance ships are running out of fuel because the first order is tracking them through hyperspace. A resistance leader refuses to tell Poe that she is planning for the resistance to escape on transports to a secret nearby planet while she distracts the enemy and goes down with the ship. Why doesn’t she tell him? No idea. When does she tell him? Never. What does he do? Send Finn and new character Rose on a fool’s errand to find a “master decoder” so they can infiltrate the first order ship and deactivate the hyperspace tracking device so that the Resistance ships can make the jump to light-speed and escape (that’s a mouthful). Except, NONE. OF. IT. MATTERS. 
Because Finn and Rose illegally park their shuttle on a gambling planet and therefore get thrown in prison for it (yes, that’s an actual thing). And they never find the master decoder. Instead, they are rescued by their shockingly capable droid who is working with a shady character that also claims he is a decoder, but then he turns on them and they get captured by Stormtroopers. How do they get away? Oh yeah, remember the resistance leader’s actual plan that she doesn’t tell because she was “embarrassed?” She flies her ship into the enemy at light-speed while the resistance gets away (well, we thought, but there is still 40 minutes or whatever left of this movie).

So, the point of the sub-plot?

You get the idea it was to give Finn and Poe some time on screen. What you don’t feel is that any of it was necessary for the survival of the universe. It’s never convincing from beginning to end as a sub-plot, and you’re left wondering how someone so incompetent could become a high-ranking leader of the rebellion. You’re left thinking to yourself, like my sister said, “If Ackbar hadn’t randomly died off-screen, this probably wouldn’t have happened. Because he’d have said quite clearly – ‘It’s a trap!’” Okay, it’s not a trap, but it was a deux ex machina that made Star Wars seem more like a movie than a galaxy far, far away.

Furthermore, there is no sense of a comprehensible, but mystical force power that takes discipline and training to master. There is no rag-tag team of unlikely heroes going on adventures together. There is no clear-cut setting or comprehensible world-building. The villains aren’t terrifying. The stakes aren’t high… (wait, what are the stakes, exactly?)

It’s hard to feel like a part of a universe that’s unsure of the parameters of its own existence. The force goes from being mystical to magical (yes, there is a difference). The audience is left thinking about whether or not Leia should be capable of surviving that blast into deep space (and flying back to the ship) rather than about how the resistance is going to win its next battle. The main villain chasing them (General Hux) is reduced to more of a laughing-stock or “punching bag,” as one reviewer put it, where it’s hard to believe he ever had the competency to lead even one garrison of storm troopers. Kylo is just another Anakin, even if one with better acting. Snoke is more of a nobody than Rey at this point, but somehow he’s supposed to be taken seriously. The film takes audience believability for granted and makes no effort to encourage it.  

The point of the rant? If the beauty and magnetism of Star Wars is its ability to make you believe the unbelievable by becoming a part of its universe and characters, then the problem with the Last Jedi is that it doesn’t provide either of those. Instead you get lost in a scattered conglomeration of sci-fi action and partially-purposed heroes that force you to question, rather than embrace, your suspension of disbelief. And intentional or not, that’s the moment the magic dies.


Star Wars: The Last Jedi makes for an entertaining movie, but a part of the galaxy, it is not.  


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